Sometimes…it’s just for fun

One night a wife woke up to notice that her husband was missing. The she heard someone sobbing downstairs in the kitchen. It turned out to be her husband. She asked him why he was crying, and he said, “Remember that one night when your dad caught us … you know.” “Yes, I remember,” she answered. “Remember he said I either had to marry you or go to jail?” “Yes,” the wife said. “Well, I would have gotten out today.” by Turner Family Members

A guy sitting quietly reading his paper when his wife sneaks up behind him and whacks him on the head with a frying pan. “What was that for?” he asks. “That was for the piece of paper in your pants pocket with the name Marylou written on it,” she replies. “Two weeks ago when I went to the races, Marylou was the name of one of the horses I bet on,” he explains. She looks satisfied, apologizes, and goes off to do work around the house. Three days later he’s again sitting in his chair reading when she nails him with an even bigger frying pan, knocking him out cold. When he comes to, he asks, “What the heck was that for?” She answers, “Your horse just phoned.” by Robin Garrett

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